Clive Zeitman, the King of Complainers

 Here you can find the link to the full, original story of the Clive, the King of Complainers, in the Daily Mail.  It is long, and it has very rich vocabulary, but you may enjoy reading it, after having worked on the simplified version:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2049301/Dont-shout-Dont-swear-And-use-pink-envelopes-drenched-aftershave.html